A Manlady's Life

gossamer-and-giggles:

videohall:

2 grown men go through a labor simulation

> I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!”

I can’t stop laughing. 

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Nosy

No one and I mean no one can be nosier than my mom. I don’t care if its the day after Mother’s Day but I cannot stress this enough. My mom is so fucking nosy. She wants to know literally EVERYTHING about my life. Its annoying how she wants to asks questions about every little thing into detail and she never fucking stops. Last night she told me to post a post-it note on my door with times when I need to wake up this week. I posted it and today is Finals week which makes my schedule different. She comes in my morning early this morning and bomboards me with questions. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

“Why do you need to go to school at 6 AM? Why do you need to go to school at 12 PM? Why do you need to go to school at …?” And the questions goes on and on and on .And I’m just like “BECAUSE I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL AT THAT TIME. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN.” This is why I know my mom doesn’t have a brain. Sigh.

Everytime I want to study in peace I lock my door. She comes to my door and knocks on it and asks ” why did you lock the door?” and continues knocking. “BECAUSE I NEED TO FUCKING STUDY.” She asks stupid questions: why did you do this? why did you do that? why do you have to go to school at that time? why do you have to take the SAT? Do you have to take the SAT? Why do you have to send your AP scores to colleges? Why oh why is my mom so stupid? So Vietnamese? So un-American?

melodious:

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greeneyesredlipsbaby:

chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

Ladies and gentlemen. The best gif ever. This is so ridiculously hot. His eyes in the first one. Unf.

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marielikestodraw:

Perfection.

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iguanamouth:

IT’S ONLY EVER A PROBLEM WHEN I DRAW IN CHURCH.

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cutesecrets:

MORE QUOTES HERE!

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